The best way to die
The worst way to die
Is without any regrets,
Is with so many regrets,
Quickly and painlessly,
Slowly and painfully,
Having lived a full life
Having not lived at all
And ready to ascend into the heavens.
And unprepared to fall into hell.
There is nothing left on earth
There is so much left on earth
For us to do.
Death has come to redeem us,
Death has come to capture us,
And we are ready for him,
And we try to hide from him,
As our hearts are clean.
As we have secrets.
We will be remembered
We will be forgotten
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Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
